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BEAR REMOVER
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for " Bear Removers."
He calles the number, and the bear - remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear - remover arrives, and gets out of his van.
He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull.
" What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "
I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in a cage in the back of the van. He hands the shootgun to the homeowner.
" Whats the shootgun for?" asks the homeowner.
" If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.
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